Ouch. Arrived back home to a nice letter from Orange:
Great news. Every year we invite an exclusive group of customers to join our Premier Service for 12 months – and this year you’re one of them.
It went on to offer me a dedicated customer services and a USB dongle providing 3 months’ free mobile broadband, then 2p per MB after that. Amazingly generous, no? Then I realised why they’re being so nice to me: